Pizza that’s just not for kids anymore
You probably have a restless, longing desire for a slice right now, don’t you? WELL YOU HAVE TO EARN IT.
My mouth is wet with anticipation.
You want it all.
Oh dear lord those toppings!!! That cheese!!! Look how fast he jerks it back and forth but the cheese stays!!!
Where do you even begin?!? You are mesmerized with yearning, and you don’t want it to end.