Awful Puns To Brighten Your Day! (15 Puns)

Browse Awful Puns To Brighten Your Day! (15 Puns). Ba-dum-TISS.

I used to go fishing with Skrillex but he kept dropping the bass. / Via

It’s not that the man couldn’t juggle, it’s just that he didn’t have the balls to do it. / Via

The person who invented the door knocker won the No-Bell Prize. / Via

When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on. / Via

The store keeps calling me to come back, but all I wanted was one night-stand.

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Then it clicked. / Via

I’m going to make Wi-Fi my Valentine: we have such a connection! / Via

I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang, but it came back to me.


Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He’s lucky it was a soft drink.


The girl said she knew me from the vegetarian restaurant, but I’d never met herbivore. / Via

The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. / Via

A scare crow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field. / Via

My grade in Marine Biology is below C-level. / Via

One was a salted. / Via

The witch’s book was useless; she hadn’t run a spell check! / Via

England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. / Via

A vulture tried to board a plane with two dead racoons, but the flight attendent said, “Sorry, sir- only one carrion allowed!” / Via

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